I Give
2005-07-12 @ 10:25 p.m.

I'm beyond tired of the status Q right now. I feel like I'm trapped in some weird psych experiment. Like, some grad student wanted to know what would happen when you took a recent college graduate, placed them in a mind numbingly boring job, and made them live with their parents. I don't know what the hypothesis for the experiment would be, but I definitely know the outcome-- complete and utter disdain for...everything.

Help me! I'm about to be 24 and I'm still living with my parents...in the Midwest.

If you haven't noticed I haven't written anything about my diet because...FUCK...i'm so fucking tired of it. It's been 2 years now and...FUCK...seriously, enough. Uncle. I give. I'm still going to do my best, but I swear that I'd rather focus my time and energy on ANYTHING else. In fact, I'd rather lie facedown in a puddle of a homeless person's urine than worry about complex carbohydrates.

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