2007-05-14 - Bratworst
2007-05-10 - Saying No to Frito-Lay
2007-05-08 - Adding to my collection of Weight Watchers startup kits
2007-05-07 - Still Here
2006-07-24 - Y M C A!
2006-07-16 - If I workout every day and eat right....I'll still be a fat fuck for the rest of 2006
2006-07-11 - I guess my account hasn't expired yet
2006-01-02 - I will only live one life, and I just wasted a day of it watching non-stop reality tv
2005-12-28 - Now i'll be going to bed at 6pm
2005-12-21 - The Twelve Pounds of Christmas
2005-12-07 - Whale Watching Resumes
2005-07-12 - I Give
2005-07-04 - Seriously, what is wrong with me?
2005-06-22 - Return to LA
2005-06-20 - Could I be any fatter?
2005-02-18 - I hate my job
2005-02-09 - Even God doesn't want me to weigh in
2005-02-07 - Super Fatty
2005-02-02 - Double Quarter Pounder with Shame
2005-01-26 - I have no life
2005-01-21 - Fuck Yeah
2005-01-19 - Look mom, 48 hours and no fucking up!
2005-01-17 - Weekends are a bitch
2005-01-10 - I put the Fat in Fat Fuck
2005-01-03 - Bring on the Shame
2005-01-02 - FU LA Weightloss
2004-11-04 - Baked Cheetos!!!!!
2004-09-26 - WW part II
2004-09-23 - Serious Fucking Problem
2004-09-02 - Finally
2004-08-31 - Thanks weak stomach! I owe you one.
2004-08-26 - Hungry and Tired is better than Fat and Lazy
2004-08-26 - Not too shabby
2004-08-22 - Somebody Kill Me Please...I'm on my knees, pretty, pretty please....
2004-08-17 - Make fun of fat chicks one, shame on you...make fun of fat chicks twice, i kick you in the nuts
2004-07-31 - Jeff Foxworthy: here's a knife and fork so you can prompty EAT MY ASS
2004-07-30 - Suck it Trebek
2004-07-05 - Way To Go Tubby
2004-07-04 - What I ate on My Summary Vacation
2004-07-02 - One Fat Fuck Day at a Time
2004-07-01 - Stop it. Seriously, for the love of God, STOP IT
2004-06-06 - My Scale Has Stopped Putting Out
2004-06-03 - Why did I tape over all my Felicity Episodes with Trading Spaces? Damn It All To Hell
2004-05-29 - Brad Pitt's Ass
2004-05-19 - I'd pay 20 bucks to punch you in the face
2004-05-18 - This is a luau that sells packing material
2004-05-15 - Put Me Out Of My Fucking Misery
2004-05-10 - Can't I just hide until i'm thin?
2004-05-04 - I have the taste of salted ass in my mouth right now
2004-05-03 - oh COME ON!
2004-04-26 - Mrs. Iron Chef Morimoto
2004-04-11 - Susan 1, Russel Stover 0
2004-04-07 - Susan Landers
2004-04-06 - Mrs. Jon Stewart. Susan Stewart. Jon and Susan Stewart. The Stewarts.
2004-03-24 - Lane Bryant: Come for the ugly ass clothes, stay for the cake
2004-03-21 - I am a dumb slut
2004-03-19 - Fashion Bug= ASS
2004-03-09 - I am a lazy whore
2004-03-04 - Lord of the Sour Cream
2004-03-01 - Whale Watchers
2004-03-01 - Checking myself into rehab
2004-02-26 - no longer unemployed loser
2004-02-15 - i heart being single...no wait, I don't
2004-02-11 - ugh
2004-02-11 - I'm going to kidnapp a boyfriend
2004-02-07 - Miracle Whipped
2004-02-06 - Fat Monica
2004-02-04 - no more fucking up.....probably
2004-01-29 - LaneBryant falls into The Gap
2004-01-21 - Krispy Krack
2004-01-20 - bitch, get your ass out of bed
2004-01-19 - Dairyland.com
2004-01-17 - Dude, where's my entry?
2004-01-16 - tired..........
2004-01-14 - America's Next Top Fatty
2004-01-12 - One small step closer to not dying alone
2004-01-09 - Return of the Sour Cream
2004-01-07 - Snack My Bitch Up
2004-01-04 - can you get prozac without insurance?
2004-01-03 - will you guys please finish the christmas candy already?!
2004-01-02 - 2004- my last fucking year of being Fatty O'Lardass
2003-12-23 - someone punch me in the throat with an open fist
2003-12-20 - Why no man wants me: Part Two
2003-12-20 - Why no man wants me: Part One
2003-12-19 - thank god for diet coke
2003-12-18 - untitled
2003-12-14 - fuck that fucking diet
2003-12-12 - Phat Phuc
2003-12-11 - I want a Marine
2003-12-09 - sodium is my favorite element, after bismuth I mean
2003-12-07 - it's fucking freezing
2003-12-06 - I'm funny when I'm devastated
2003-12-05 - the amazing EXERCISER
2003-12-04 - Susan Nicole Smith
2003-12-02 - no more poptarts
2003-12-01 - DUFF
2003-12-01 - poptarts and Mcnuggets= diet food?
2003-11-30 - back on the wagon
2003-11-29 - Long and Lean Cuisine
2003-11-25 - No point to this one really
2003-11-23 - how many calories does crack have?
2003-11-23 - hungover
2003-11-22 - attention all men: you can eat my ass
2003-11-21 - I suck
2003-11-19 - please punch me in the throat
2003-11-18 - Fat and Alone: The Lane Bryant Story
2003-11-17 - The Fat Ranger
2003-11-12 - The neverending story....I want a Man
2003-11-06 - KFC stands for Killing Fatties Constantly
2003-11-06 - I can't wait until my pant size is less than my age
2003-11-05 - Corey Fucking Feldman
2003-11-04 - the lateral cookie toss
2003-11-03 - finally some good news
2003-11-02 - the inevitable breakdown
2003-11-01 - Friday Night with the Food Network
2003-10-30 - too tired to think of what to write here
2003-10-29 - Uh, no...I don't think so
2003-10-28 - Less Backfat
2003-10-28 - i'm back....
2003-10-23 - whatever
2003-10-21 - how did I ge to be so fat?
2003-10-21 - lazy, cereal- eating slutbag
2003-10-20 - I don't want a man. Just Kidding.
2003-10-19 - The Bundys
2003-10-18 - Grandma, why don't you love me?
2003-10-17 - fucking enough already
2003-10-15 - I want collarbones
2003-10-14 - crime and punishment
2003-10-12 - fat forever
2003-10-11 - move over, Tubby!
2003-10-10 - Fat and Alone
2003-10-09 - and all the wicked shall perish....
2003-10-08 - Maria Shriver's tapeworm
2003-10-07 - Getting Lucky
2003-10-06 - Dammit, I want to watch Felicity
2003-10-05 - I'm going to "Sit On" the world
2003-10-03 - Justifiable Homicide
2003-10-02 - Cookie landMonster
2003-10-02 - Bend it Like Susan
2003-10-01 - holy hell! i want a man
2003-09-30 - only losers walk the mall
2003-09-29 - do I get to have a man yet?
2003-09-28 - Back in Elk Snout
2003-09-27 - 15lb super star
2003-09-26 - cancel the prozac
2003-09-25 - I think my leg's going to fall off
2003-09-23 - agh...want to vanish
2003-09-22 - I heart jacket season
2003-09-21 - I want a man (cont'd)
2003-09-20 - Fatty McFatterton and the case of the missing Pedometer
2003-09-20 - butter blast from the past
2003-09-18 - being thin is going to rock
2003-09-18 - krispy kreme= crack
2003-09-16 - smothered in fat
2003-09-15 - still stuck in tucson
2003-09-14 - Dear Sally...I'm fat
2003-09-14 - so very tired...and hungry
2003-09-13 - so very, very sad.
2003-09-12 - uh...that was way harsh, Ty.
2003-09-12 - I still want a man
2003-09-10 - Trail of Tears
2003-09-10 - Potatoes can eat my ass
2003-09-08 - Musn't die alone
2003-09-07 - I want a man
2003-09-07 - Fat Susan= Spinster
2003-09-05 - stop it with the whoppers already
2003-09-05 - Marry Me Mike
2003-09-04 - the fat pilgrim's progress
2003-09-03 - I am a monster
2003-09-03 - so it begins