Corey Fucking Feldman
2003-11-05 @ 12:34 a.m.

So I guess the only action that i'm ever going to get now is in my dreams. At least i've been having some decent ones. Last week I dreamt that I did it with Carter, the hot carpenter from trading spaces...last night, it was Corey Feldman. I have no fucking clue where that one came from. I dreamt that I was on some sort of road trip with a friend from college and at the last minute she asked if her friend could come with us. It turned out to be Corey Fucking Feldman. We end up staying in a hotel and my friend says she needs to bolt and then we are left alone...and you know what happened next. bow chica bow bow.

I need a man. Seriously, it's about fucking time. that's all.

Exercise 3.5 miles

Food

1 bowl cereal 250 cals

1 sf 220 cals

1 HC 300 cals

1 HC 280 cals

1 banana 100 cals

total 1150

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