Brad Pitt's Ass
2004-05-29 @ 11:43 p.m.

Did a good job today. It was the least I could do after an entire week of non-stop suckage. I swear, anytime I make a little progress I sabotage myself. It's like there's two different versions of me in my own body. The one that wants to kickass and be happy, and the one that got bribed a three-way with brad pitt and orlando bloom by the devil in exchange for eating everything under the fucking sun.

Speaking of which...Orlando Bloom in Troy? umm....not so much. What a fucking pussy.

***warning: spoilers ahead***

PARIS IS A FUCKING PUSSY.

ok, got that out of my system.

I'm looking forward to a good week ahead. For some reason Brad Pitt's ass always puts me in the mood to try really hard.

I want out of this fat suit pronto. Like Danielle said, summer is the worst time to be fat and I just got invited to the Lake in July. Not wearing a swimsuit as a porker. two months is plenty of time to shed off some country crock.

Just watched Chris Rock's HBO special. Finally someone else made the connection between Krispy Kreme and crack.

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